It always seemed like one of those relationships that was doomed from the start. However as time went on some of us were prepared to 'eat our own words' as it seemed things were working out after all. Countless other celeb relationships had come and gone but one thing that remained was the continual love … Continue reading Kanye West AFFAIR with old woman
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Dave the Tea Guy: In His Own Words
As a sign of appreciation we felt that it was due time for our favourite (and only) tea guy to have his own one-off article in Da Fake News. Whilst we're busy at work at DFN Towers Dave keeps us really supplied with tea, coffee, snacks and sometimes more. Here is his story in his … Continue reading Dave the Tea Guy: In His Own Words
Welcome to the team Benedict
We would like to extend a warm fake news welcome to our latest addition to the family - Benedict Anus-Browne. Benedict will be joining as our Quirky News Editor and will be presenting a weekly edition of 'Da Quirk Newz' - a selection of light hearted snippets to make your day considerably brighter. "I was … Continue reading Welcome to the team Benedict
Formally extinct animal found alive in Texas
In what has been hailed as the scientific discovery of the century, a species of mammal once thought extinct has been found alive and well in modern day Texas. The Arganshit, a species of mammal that was once found in desert areas of Mexico up until it was classified extinct in the late 1600s was … Continue reading Formally extinct animal found alive in Texas
George Clooney leaves UK home after fight
In what has surprised even us at Da Fake News, Celeb legend George Clooney and his wife Amal have put their £10million mansion up for sale due to the stars' run in with a neighbour. Clooney, 59, purchased the property situated 40 miles west of Central London back in 2018 with wife Amal, 42, in … Continue reading George Clooney leaves UK home after fight
Premier League clubs finally come to agreement
The COVID-19 pandemic has created many casualties in its furious wake, all from far reaching areas of life. Social distancing has created a lonely world where loved ones are separated and 'regular' society has all but nearly ceased. One of the main areas that has taken a hit due to the virus is the world … Continue reading Premier League clubs finally come to agreement
Dance Monkey is new CPR song of choice
It seems almost like an annual occurrence, but the British Heart Foundation have suggested a new song to perform chest compressions to - 'Dance Monkey' by Tones & I. The Australian songstress has already gained worldwide notoriety as the singer of one of the best selling singles of all time. Now she looks set to … Continue reading Dance Monkey is new CPR song of choice
Oxfordshire village’s drastic COVID-19 safety measures
In Oxfordshire lies the sleepy village of Watchfield, situated eight miles from bustling Swindon. However this tranquil hideaway has steadily been gathering notoriety during the Coronavirus pandemic due to its surprisingly robust efforts to stop the spread of the virus. Social distancing measures are being observed as per the nation, however residents have taken it … Continue reading Oxfordshire village’s drastic COVID-19 safety measures
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