Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat

Football fans from across the world are in shock today to learn that one of the most iconic black footballers of a generation, Raheem Sterling, could potentially be sentenced to prison due to performing a sexual act on a cat. Wishing to remain anonymous, an eyewitness to the heinous act told Da Fake News their … Continue reading Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat

Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal

Wisbech in Cambridgeshire rarely makes the news, other than for stabbings and burglaries, yet it is now the focus for the global media to cast its beady eye onto thanks to a Chinese takeaway and a 'poor taste' food challenge. However this time it isn't the Peking duck that is in poor taste. Since April … Continue reading Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal