We would like to extend a warm fake news welcome to our latest addition to the family - Benedict Anus-Browne. Benedict will be joining as our Quirky News Editor and will be presenting a weekly edition of 'Da Quirk Newz' - a selection of light hearted snippets to make your day considerably brighter. "I was … Continue reading Welcome to the team Benedict
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Child murderer Ian Huntley set for RELEASE from prison due to gender swap
Ian Huntley was only 28 when he took the lives of ten year olds Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in Soham, Cambridgeshire. Huntley was the janitor at the same school that the girls attended, and with the help of his then-girlfriend Maxine Carr acting as a false alibi he intended to evade the police. Unfortunately … Continue reading Child murderer Ian Huntley set for RELEASE from prison due to gender swap
English teacher becomes ACCIDENTAL Internet sensation during US riots
The murder of George Floyd, a 46 year old Minneapolis resident at the hands of police officers sparked a national wave of riots across America at what was considered to be racially motivated police brutality. Protests were held at Washington, New York, Los Angeles, Fort Worth as well as numerous other locations. The rage and … Continue reading English teacher becomes ACCIDENTAL Internet sensation during US riots
COVID-19 origins finally traced to gay British dog
Ever since the emergence of COVID-19 in the Wuhan area of China there has been much speculation as to the true origins of the virus. Initial reports from local media was that the starting point was the traditional wet markets where exotic animals are sold as food stuffs. The animal in question was the bat … Continue reading COVID-19 origins finally traced to gay British dog
Trump calls Prince Harry a ‘Ginger Prick’
It seems that relations between the US and the UK might be strained after the President took to Twitter to throw insults at Prince Harry. Having moved to L.A. with Meghan Markle it seems the Prince has found himself the centre of attention to the US population. Appearances on prime time television via video link … Continue reading Trump calls Prince Harry a ‘Ginger Prick’
Dominic Cummings’ dirty protest in response to those calling for him to be fired
It's been a horrendous time to be a Senior Advisor to the Prime Minister, especially when your colleagues and the media find out you have been flouting the lockdown rules that your own party introduced. 'Do as I say, not as I do' was the mantra thrown at the Tories today as the Shadow Bench … Continue reading Dominic Cummings’ dirty protest in response to those calling for him to be fired
Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat
Football fans from across the world are in shock today to learn that one of the most iconic black footballers of a generation, Raheem Sterling, could potentially be sentenced to prison due to performing a sexual act on a cat. Wishing to remain anonymous, an eyewitness to the heinous act told Da Fake News their … Continue reading Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat
Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal
Wisbech in Cambridgeshire rarely makes the news, other than for stabbings and burglaries, yet it is now the focus for the global media to cast its beady eye onto thanks to a Chinese takeaway and a 'poor taste' food challenge. However this time it isn't the Peking duck that is in poor taste. Since April … Continue reading Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal
Welcome to the team Cecilia
As our news site steadily grows we feel it is only right that we provide you only the best stories from the best reporters. That is why we felt it was time to bring in someone new to cover all things scientific, especially as the speed of technological advancement waits for no one! We interviewed … Continue reading Welcome to the team Cecilia
Formally extinct animal found alive in Texas
In what has been hailed as the scientific discovery of the century, a species of mammal once thought extinct has been found alive and well in modern day Texas. The Arganshit, a species of mammal that was once found in desert areas of Mexico up until it was classified extinct in the late 1600s was … Continue reading Formally extinct animal found alive in Texas
