Child murderer Ian Huntley set for RELEASE from prison due to gender swap

Ian Huntley was only 28 when he took the lives of ten year olds Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in Soham, Cambridgeshire. Huntley was the janitor at the same school that the girls attended, and with the help of his then-girlfriend Maxine Carr acting as a false alibi he intended to evade the police. Unfortunately … Continue reading Child murderer Ian Huntley set for RELEASE from prison due to gender swap

English teacher becomes ACCIDENTAL Internet sensation during US riots

The murder of George Floyd, a 46 year old Minneapolis resident at the hands of police officers sparked a national wave of riots across America at what was considered to be racially motivated police brutality. Protests were held at Washington, New York, Los Angeles, Fort Worth as well as numerous other locations. The rage and … Continue reading English teacher becomes ACCIDENTAL Internet sensation during US riots

Dominic Cummings’ dirty protest in response to those calling for him to be fired

It's been a horrendous time to be a Senior Advisor to the Prime Minister, especially when your colleagues and the media find out you have been flouting the lockdown rules that your own party introduced. 'Do as I say, not as I do' was the mantra thrown at the Tories today as the Shadow Bench … Continue reading Dominic Cummings’ dirty protest in response to those calling for him to be fired

Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat

Football fans from across the world are in shock today to learn that one of the most iconic black footballers of a generation, Raheem Sterling, could potentially be sentenced to prison due to performing a sexual act on a cat. Wishing to remain anonymous, an eyewitness to the heinous act told Da Fake News their … Continue reading Raheem Sterling could face prison sentence for fingering cat

Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal

Wisbech in Cambridgeshire rarely makes the news, other than for stabbings and burglaries, yet it is now the focus for the global media to cast its beady eye onto thanks to a Chinese takeaway and a 'poor taste' food challenge. However this time it isn't the Peking duck that is in poor taste. Since April … Continue reading Chinese takeaway fined for selling ‘COVID themed’ meal