It seems only a matter of weeks pass before there is a new scandal affecting the Royal family. Whether its Harry and Meghan running away to America, Prince Andrew's visits to a cresh or William thinking of men as he has sex with Kate - the spotlight never dims on this group. However the worst … Continue reading Royals SECRET photograph with celebrity paedophile
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Hajj pilgrimage ruined by GODZILLA invasion
The sacred pilgrimage of Hajj to the sacred city of Mecca is something that practising Muslims aspire to do in the effort to truly be one with Allah. It is considered the ultimate privilege of self sacrifice to show your faith. Regularly housing thousands of Muslims from around the world Mecca is used to the … Continue reading Hajj pilgrimage ruined by GODZILLA invasion
UK rapper has CIRCUMCISION to prove he likes Jews
UK rapper Wiley (real name Lance Gumtree) has been making headlines this week due to a series of tweets he posted claiming he could 'take on all the Jews at once'. What seems even more confusing is that there seems to be no reason for this sudden beef with the Jewish community. This is obviously … Continue reading UK rapper has CIRCUMCISION to prove he likes Jews
WE ARE ALIVE – Hostage Story
You may have been growing concerned for our welfare due to the inactivity of this site and the social media accounts. The truth is we were held HOSTAGE. We last posted on the 7th July and in the process of locking up the premises when we were all bundled into a small SUV by a … Continue reading WE ARE ALIVE – Hostage Story
FIRST video coming SOON
Welcome to the Team – DICK SPANIEL
You may have noticed that the site has been increasing its staff due to the need to expand on areas of journalism that require dedicated team members. This is where the true investigators unearth something shocking, groundbreaking or indeed unheard of. Where a reporter can show their true potential and return the media to its … Continue reading Welcome to the Team – DICK SPANIEL
FIFA 21 will be first to feature DISABLED players
Bit of an interesting one this one. In the latest presentation at the E3 2020 conference (known as the place to showcase upcoming games and hardware) fans of the long running FIFA series were in for a surprise. Normally revelations about upcoming titles in the popular football franchise include features as new stadiums, competition licenses, … Continue reading FIFA 21 will be first to feature DISABLED players
Kanye West AFFAIR with old woman
It always seemed like one of those relationships that was doomed from the start. However as time went on some of us were prepared to 'eat our own words' as it seemed things were working out after all. Countless other celeb relationships had come and gone but one thing that remained was the continual love … Continue reading Kanye West AFFAIR with old woman
NEW website NEW video
We are very pleased to announce that we have a new home for all of your fake news needs. You can now catch us at dafakenews.org To celebrate this amazing news we have enrolled the incredibly talented Ken Marsiglia (kenmarsiglia.com) to provide a special voiceover for us. We thank you for your continued support and … Continue reading NEW website NEW video
Dave the Tea Guy: In His Own Words
As a sign of appreciation we felt that it was due time for our favourite (and only) tea guy to have his own one-off article in Da Fake News. Whilst we're busy at work at DFN Towers Dave keeps us really supplied with tea, coffee, snacks and sometimes more. Here is his story in his … Continue reading Dave the Tea Guy: In His Own Words
