We would like to extend a warm fake news welcome to our latest addition to the family – Benedict Anus-Browne.

Benedict will be joining as our Quirky News Editor and will be presenting a weekly edition of ‘Da Quirk Newz’ – a selection of light hearted snippets to make your day considerably brighter.

“I was absolutely delighted to be asked to join. Mostly because I was unemployed so it means I get an income to improve my room at my parent’s house. Also I only have to do one day a week leaving me free to scour foot fetish sites. Win win!”

I’m sure you will all make Benedict feel right at home.